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Darren Conley

@dcprime

One of those days when you discover that Blue Rodeo was better than just early 90's background music. #musicinhindsight

10:36 am · May 19, 2013

Big Money Rowlf

@iRowlf

If you think Rollerblades are dangerous, wait until you see me grind down a handrail on the banana peels I stapled to my flip-flops.

3:55 pm · May 16, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

NONME

@fightforfood

We get it, cacti, you have great biceps.

2:42 pm · May 16, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Scrad

@ColorMeScradd

“Are ya hungry? I bet.” —Slow cookers

2:24 pm · May 16, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Tilda Swinton

@NotTildaSwinton

In my spare time, I carry messages from elephants to whales. Two of a kind who will never meet... Oxygen is a cruel mistress!

6:16 am · May 15, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Kyle Lippert

@Kyle_Lippert

Keep posting those inspirational quotes, single girls. Maybe one day your prince will see them & be all "Wow, she's so deep & not desperate"

5:50 am · May 12, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Darren Conley

@dcprime

Every restaurant should replace ketchup with Thai Sweet Chili Sauce. Then I'll be all like "Ketchup? Why, when I got this sweet Thai heat?!"

7:36 pm · May 6, 2013

Aaron Levie

@levie

"That's already been tried before" only means the first attempt got it wrong.

12:51 pm · April 25, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Darren Conley

@dcprime

Based on Caleb's improving Mario Kart skills, I would upgrade his driving status from "vehicular rampager" to "general automotive menace".

3:42 pm · April 21, 2013

Mike Leffingwell

@mikeleffingwell

Want to feel like an obsessed psychopath? Google anything while the caps lock is on.

1:49 pm · April 21, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley