While the old blog entries are still here, I now set out to chronicle my journey to blazing success or epic failure in the mobile technology startup world. Let's hope it's "blazing success".
One of those days when you discover that Blue Rodeo was better than just early 90's background music. #musicinhindsight
If you think Rollerblades are dangerous, wait until you see me grind down a handrail on the banana peels I stapled to my flip-flops.
We get it, cacti, you have great biceps.
“Are ya hungry? I bet.” —Slow cookers
In my spare time, I carry messages from elephants to whales. Two of a kind who will never meet... Oxygen is a cruel mistress!
Keep posting those inspirational quotes, single girls. Maybe one day your prince will see them & be all "Wow, she's so deep & not desperate"
Every restaurant should replace ketchup with Thai Sweet Chili Sauce. Then I'll be all like "Ketchup? Why, when I got this sweet Thai heat?!"
"That's already been tried before" only means the first attempt got it wrong.
Based on Caleb's improving Mario Kart skills, I would upgrade his driving status from "vehicular rampager" to "general automotive menace".
Want to feel like an obsessed psychopath? Google anything while the caps lock is on.