While the old blog entries are still here, I now set out to chronicle my journey to blazing success or epic failure in the mobile technology startup world. Let's hope it's "blazing success".
♫ Wish I knew then
What I know now
Woulda cashed in
Shorting the DOW ♫
My earworms often come with spontaneous parody lyrics.
Him: "I'm about to win a debate about religion in the comments for a Creed video on YouTube!"
Me: "Your internet privileges are revoked."
Seems like it was just a few years ago when I couldn't believe my car had a CD player. Now I can't believe my car has a FRIGGING CD PLAYER.
9yo: I think I'm happy..but do I KNOW it?
5yo: Well I'm not unhappy..
9yo: But enough to show it?
Me: Its just a song. Clap your damn hands!
If my dad were alive today he would say, "Tracy stop telling people I'm dead".
"I can take a hint." -people, after 5 hints.
Hobo -> Commander Riker -> comic shop employee -> Tom Selleck -> Hitler -> Attractive to my wife again. #whoibecomewhileshaving
I haven't sent many tweets lately so I'm trying to make up for it now. If you're reading this on Facebook: try Twitter! 20% less crap!
I will not scan your QR code just to visit your website. If I'm gonna scan it I want to be *delighted* by the result!