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Darren Conley

@dcprime

♫ Wish I knew then What I know now Woulda cashed in Shorting the DOW ♫

3:19 pm · June 19, 2013

Darren Conley

@dcprime

My earworms often come with spontaneous parody lyrics.

3:16 pm · June 19, 2013

Darren Conley

@dcprime

Him: "I'm about to win a debate about religion in the comments for a Creed video on YouTube!" Me: "Your internet privileges are revoked."

8:15 am · June 19, 2013

Damien Owens

@OwensDamien

Seems like it was just a few years ago when I couldn't believe my car had a CD player. Now I can't believe my car has a FRIGGING CD PLAYER.

6:16 am · June 17, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Aristotles

@AristotlesNZ

9yo: I think I'm happy..but do I KNOW it? 5yo: Well I'm not unhappy.. 9yo: But enough to show it? Me: Its just a song. Clap your damn hands!

6:14 am · June 17, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Tracy Marquez

@tracy_marq

If my dad were alive today he would say, "Tracy stop telling people I'm dead".

6:11 am · June 17, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Alex Baze

@bazecraze

"I can take a hint." -people, after 5 hints.

5:34 am · June 17, 2013 · Retweeted by Darren Conley

Darren Conley

@dcprime

Hobo -> Commander Riker -> comic shop employee -> Tom Selleck -> Hitler -> Attractive to my wife again. #whoibecomewhileshaving

2:53 pm · June 4, 2013

Darren Conley

@dcprime

I haven't sent many tweets lately so I'm trying to make up for it now. If you're reading this on Facebook: try Twitter! 20% less crap!

2:34 pm · June 4, 2013

Darren Conley

@dcprime

I will not scan your QR code just to visit your website. If I'm gonna scan it I want to be *delighted* by the result!

2:31 pm · June 4, 2013